#1 I got my car license 3 years ago and I still suck at parking even after countless lessons from my dad and bros. Yeah, I suck! =((
#2 I still don’t know how to ride a bicycle. The last time I tried, I knocked down a rubbish bin and pretended that it fell down of its own accord. =P
#3 I slitted my wrist when I was in Primary 3 while washing the dishes out of curiosity. I realized that it is actually dangerous to do so when I saw blood rushing out. =__=
#4 I laugh at my own jokes. SHUDDUP!~
#5 I can’t think when the surrounding is noisy.
#6 I tend to go to the earphones/headphones section whenever I go to an electronic shop like Courts/Harvey Norman.
#7 I am saving up for my degree but I am kindda tempted to use the money to go travelling. HEHE!!! *takes off playboy bunny ears halo, puts on horns*
#8 According to my friends, I spread the nonsense disease. I caught the disease from my brothers.
#9 When going out with friends, I prefer long walks rather than sitting somewhere and talk.
#10 I love to go to “exotic” places like Chinatown, Little India, Geylang, Sungei Road, Lavender, Toa Payoh instead of “main stream” places like Orchard Road and Sentosa.
#11 I am bad with lyrics. I always hear a completely different words. It amazes me how “creative” I am when I google the lyrics of the song.
Examples:
1) Underneath it all by No Doubt
You’re really lovely – Underneath it all.
My version: Don’t really love you – Underneath it all.
2) You’re beautiful by James Blunt
My life is brilliant – My love is pure
My version: My wife is pregnant – My wife is fair
#12 I wanted to be a teacher because I won’t have to go to work during the school holidays and still get paid.
#13 Then, I wanted to be an architect but my “O” levels Art results is really sucky.
#14 I have a great talent in doodling, not drawing.
#15 I thought I have a nice voice, but after I recorded it and played it back and listened to my voice………..I nearly died! Because it was nicer than I thought it actually was. AHAHAHA!!
#16 I used to be a voice talent for a radio commercial. A kid’s voice. Kthxbye.
#17 My friends used to come to my house after school to hang out…in my room. We smoked pot, played poker and all.
Yeah ryte!!! =P
#18 I am still searching for that perfect fish porridge I had when I was in Sec 2.
#19 I was excused from my CA tests because I was playing host for a Japanese exchange student. I was shocked!!!
#20 I celebrated my 17th Birthday in the dark because there was a blackout in most parts of Singapore.
#21 My best friend used to be my enemy in kindergarten because she had long hair and I was jealous =___= But we are BFF now and forever. Awwwwwww…….. =P
#22 My dream car is a Kia Picanto in white. Kental, I know. But…other cars are so expensive. Petrol price too! I don’t mind a Volkswagen Golf, though.
#23 Sometimes I can’t differentiate between dream and reality. Once, I SMS-ed my brother that I was dying because I had a dream that I died. Scary ok that dream/nightmare!!!!
#24 I met the Queen. No, not the Freddie Mercury kind of Queen. Not Queen Latifah, either. Yes, THE Queen.
#25 I am bored so I did this. =D
First seen here.
